Thursday, July 19, 2007

The Collective Works of Zach Swalley

Current mood: nostalgic
Category: Blogging

I have been on MySpace for over a couple years now. If you didn't know, we are approaching the two year anniversary of my MySpace blog. In order to celebrate this momentus occasion, I have done something simply amazing. I have copied and pasted my entries, every single one of them, into two Word files just in case something happens to MySpace.

Because I'm a numbers whore, this is what I came up with. All my entries total 205 pages and 97,667 words. Each part is about 100 pages. The first part is from August 3, 2005 through February 8th of 2007. The second installment is from February 14th 2007 to July 19th 2007. This tells me two things. One, I'm afforded a lot of spare time at my new job. Two, my ability to write about bullshit is getting better. My first entry was about losing my first entry and spans all the way to my retelling of my first experience with pornography and my disillusionment with Santa Claus. See how I've progressed?

If you would like your own transcript, send me your email address and PayPal $10 for my memoirs. You won't be disappointed. Ok, you don't have to PayPal $10, but you can if you want to and is highly suggested by my editor, who I am yet to pay for services rendered.

Currently listening :
Strawberry Jam
By Animal Collective
Release date: 17 September, 2007

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