Things I Hate...Part 3a (and 3b!!!)

Category: MySpace

People that are so stupid they can't change the state they live in from Alabama to the state they really live in.

See, didn't you think for a second "Geez Zach's fucking stupid, he's saying he's from Alabama?!?! Now you know my pain.

(Editor's Note: My state used to actually be Alabama, however it has been changed back to Missouri. When it was Alabama, it was to illustrate the point of my complaint. I hope you aren't too confused. Trust me, this part of the blog was much funnier when my state was Alabama. Now it's Missouri. You had to go to my main page, read this blog, go back to the main page to check the state only to find that it's now Missouri and not really Alabama, then finally return to this blog to read the rest because you want to see what the hell this entry is about. That's comedy people.). (so is too much punctuation!!!! and bad spelling. and extra long Editor's Note's).

I know that MySpace is probably for advanced internet users, but Jesus God, are you kidding me? I think they should have a drop down box or fill in the blank tutorial that must be passed in order to have a MySpace page.

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Pages that are obviously for guys to remark at how hot the subject is, possibly because the person hasn't had the pleasure of being sexually harrassed over the internet by a 37 year old dude from Utah with a mullet wearing a neon tank top. And leave loud graphic comments all.the.time. And leave cool pictures of half naked girls making out on kegs. Because what's more bitchin' than leaving cool pictures of half naked girls making out on kegs? Cricket....cricket....cricket.... That's what I thought.

Also, I love getting friend requests from people like this everyday/allday. So please, keep them coming.

So why did I retain this person's request? For the expressed purpose of creating this blog. Because it's late. And I'm bored.

***Note: "Things I Hate" at the request of ERNriginal
are now open to the public. Doesn't that make you feel great?*

*If you answered yes, then you are stupid, because if you have read these previous to the time and date of this posting you are my friend and have had the privilege of reading my blog for awhile, and you wouldn't know the difference if I wouldn't have told you. I also hate it when people give the wrong answer to obvious questions.

Have a nice day and deepest sympathy,

Andy Rooney Jr.

P.S. I know he's the "hot comic" right now, but Dane Cook is not funny. Anyone that uses a hand signal as his calling card is retarded. Sorry, not funny.

Currently playing : The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Release date: By 17 November, 2006

A Day In Which...

Current mood: giggly
Category: Dreams and the Supernatural

...I do a girlie survey!!

You Belong in Amsterdam

A little old fashioned, a little modern - you're the best of both worlds. And so is Amsterdam. Whether you want to be a squatter graffiti artist or a great novelist, Amsterdam has all that you want in Europe (in one small city).

What European City Do You Belong In?

I wonder if I have what it takes to be a prostiute in the Red Light District?

Currently listening : Vive La Difference By Eggstone Release date: By 22 March, 2006

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Derek

You totally have what it takes to be a prostitute. Posted by Derek on Thursday, January 25, 2007 at 3:59 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

Can't Sleep

Current mood: restless
Category: Life

sitting at my fiances computer in her illegal sigma sigma sigma pants non sorority members cannot wear them because my pants are wet from pushing a car up a snowy hill i realize i am not tired and have nothing better to do than queitly type and not wake her up i am proud i can fit into her pants that are 10x to big for her i realize that i am happy that i am out of south dakota although still in the midwest thats ok though i am not trying to be someone i am not i do not wish i were anywhere else i do not want to live in california new york or the south texas is not for me neither is mississippi writing with no punctuation is so cool and artistic is it not maybe people will think i am creative or people will realize i am just too tired and should go to bed goodnight this was dumb and i will regret writing it in the morning although i won't take it down

Currently listening : Funeral By Arcade Fire Release date: By 14 September, 2004

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	Derek	So.... what are u trying to say exactly??? BUNGHOLEIO! Posted by Derek on Sunday, January 21, 2007 at 2:15 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

Jody

Something wrong with the South, boy? Posted by Jody on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 10:53 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

Things I Hate...Part II

Current mood: bored
Category: MySpace

This one is short and sweet.

People That Think They are Funny, Who Really Aren't - You have that one friend, everyone does, where something comes out of their mouth that is stupid, untimely, and makes everyone wonder why they talk in the first place. Usually at someone else's expense, maybe not even to anyone specific. What drives me even more nuts, is sometimes when other people think they are funny also. Humor is subjective for the most part, other times people just flat out bomb.

Just irritated with people in life, MySpace, in movies, on TV, and stand ups, who should find a new hobby/career/dream.

Currently playing : Warioware: Smooth Moves Release date: By 15 January, 2007

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Cory

You know what I hate? People who have the audacity to bitch about people who think they are funny, who really aren't. At another's expense. I'm gonna cry now. Wait, that was funny wasn't it? How come nobody's laughing?.... Ah, screw you guys, I'm goin home. Posted by Cory on Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 9:42 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

Things I Hate...Part I of a 372 Part Series

Current mood: happy
Category: MySpace

Tom - Sure the guy has 149,040,097 friends, but who is he really? Is he really a person? Or is he just some hired male model to pose as everyone and anyone's friend? By my expert analysis that is half the people in America people!! How much can you really trust a place that has been purchased by Google anyway? Besides, who's #1 friend is a cell phone service provider? He's also telling me it's basically my fault when MySpace fucks up, and what friend blames all their problems on you anyway? Well, most but anyway... All I can tell you is when you read my blog from earlier he used to have 149,040,097 friends, now he only has 149,040,096 friends! Not me, no sir! That's called taking a stand! And maybe my account gets zapped and deleted in the morning, who knows.

Country Music - Maybe not all country music, because I like some of the oldies and those that sound like the oldies. I think it's just the new stuff that drives me nuts. The Nashville scene is like your worst high school nightmare. And all the rags to riches stories? Please. Big and Rich? Sucks. Gretchen Wilson? Sucks. Cowboy Troy? He's alright. Maybe it's just Toby Keith. Yeah, I think that's it. If Toby Keith went away that may solve all of my problems with country music. The only thing is Mr. Keith has a bar and grill within a mile of my apartment, which irritates me to no end. Waking up everyday that is the first thing on my mind. Well, maybe not the first thing, or maybe I never think about it. The point is that bar and grills should be reserved for people who don't talk about boots in asses and sell Ford Trucks to me at 6:30 AM. Bastard.

Kansas City Weather/Weathermen/Weatherwomen - Warnings! School closings! Mass hysteria!!! By the sounds of it you would think we are getting 27 inches of snow with -50 degree weather. However, if you go to Weather.com you'll see that we should be in the 30's and might get 1" to 3" of snow!! Dear God, shut down the entire city. I swear to God if I get interupted while trying to watch Men In Trees one more time I'm going to fucking lose it!* I was thinking it would be paradise not being in South Dakota, but I almost think I'd rather put with with shittier weather where people shut their yaps about what it's doing outside and just get on with life and exercise a little more caution. Down here it's either drive 20 miles per hour over the limit or buy supplies for the winter cause I ain't goin' nowhere!! Sheesh.

Kittens - Ok, so you think I've gone too far right? You say "but your fiance' has a cat! How could you? They are so cute and cuddly!" Did you know that the #17 killer of children 2 and under each year are diseases carried by kittens? So the next time you decide to bring a cat into your home, remember that you could have a child born with a horrible birth defect, or worse yet, no kid at all.**

People In My Apartment Complex - It's been awhile since I've lived in one, and now I remember why I don't like it. Strange smelling deep fat friend food, strange shifty looking people carried groceries in PAPER bags, the smell of pot in my bedroom all. the. time. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a choirboy, but if you don't smoke pot and you used to, smelling it isn't something you generally like to put up with. Former smokers of the B will understand. People don't know how to park either, and they always take the best spots from me.

Not Being Able to Think of Anything Else - So just keep checking back and I'm sure I'll have more to complain about in the days, weeks, months, years to come. That is, of course, if "Tom" (if that's really your name) doesn't ritually sacrifice my account while I'm asleep tonight, because you know "Tom" never sleeps. Think about that one.

*The author of this blog really does not watch, or condone the watching of the ABC series "Men In Trees"

**I recognize that this claim is completely unfounded, and I basically just made the entire thing up and is based on no scientific data whatsoever.

Currently listening : In on the Kill Taker By Fugazi Release date: By 30 June, 1993

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	Ali & Nikki	Ha I deleted Tommy the first day we made our lil page thingy, love it, love it Posted by Ali & Nikki on Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 1:37 AM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Stephanie	Tom has never been my friend.... he's a la-hoo-za-her! This had better not be written during the day today because I was so bored at work and you were 'very busy' phsa right! Kittens don't kill kids. Stupid parents kill kids One more thing... I got to get up earllllly i got to be oonnn time.... Posted by Stephanie on Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 4:35 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

MontERNa

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAhahahahahahahaha! This is awesome. I might take the idea and run with it. We'll see...but if I do, I promise I won't make it "diary" only. ;) Posted by MontERNa on Saturday, January 20, 2007 at 4:29 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

Tom Is No Longer My Friend

Current mood: crazy
Category: MySpace

Don't you think it's weird for one guy to have so many friends? I had an epiphany and find it unacceptable for me to have him as a "friend."

If you read this blog and don't delete Tom as your friend you will have bad luck for the rest of your life and will never find anyone to fall in love with!!!

Ok, so maybe that works better for other people. Just thought I would share, since I should really be going to bed.

Goodnight!

Currently listening : Illinoise By Sufjan Stevens Release date: 05 July, 2005

Simply...

Current mood: irritated
Category: Music

...pissed off. The one thing that I lost in the move to KC is one of my favorite items, my Eggstone "Viva La Differnance" album which was given to me by a friend of mine a couple years ago. I'm mad because it's the last CD that you can buy from this band without having to spend $50 or more for it, so I guess there is my silver lining. if you are reading this within a couple days of this posting you can hear a song of their's (not on the mentioned album) and it's pretty good Sweedish power pop. The closest thing most people have heard of Sweed pop is the Cardigans "Love Fool" back in the mid ninties. Although these guys aren't quite as annoying as that song, even their later efforts aren't as annoying as their one hit. Anyway...

I ordered it new off of Amazon.com (first time user) for around $25 because I don't want to lose it again with all their albums being out of print.

How irriating...

Currently listening : I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass By Yo La Tengo Release date: By 12 September, 2006

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	Stephanie	I used to use Amazon all the time. Good place for music if you must know. What happens when you find the one you think you lost? :-p Posted by Stephanie on Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 6:55 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Derek	"I believe you have some of my son's tapes......("cd's dennis").....oh, sorry, cd's, you have his cd's!" Who the hell buys "albums" anymore.... seriously. Posted by Derek on Wednesday, January 17, 2007 at 8:57 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	the real Zach	People who actually give a rat's ass about SOUND QUALITY. Posted by the real Zach on Friday, January 19, 2007 at 8:23 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

	Jody	dude, i can still send you this album. infact, i might can email it to. i ripped it into my computronicmusicilatorizer. word. Posted by Jody on Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 7:15 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]

Zach

that would be cool, but i already spent actual money when i purchased it off of amazon.com the other night. damnit Posted by Zach on Thursday, January 18, 2007 at 7:17 PM [Remove] [Reply to this]